In the recieving line, floating on air!
They brought home the nearsighted giant's glasses. Now what are we supposed to do with THOSE?
Now, both of my kids are out of the Woods, but they'll never be the same. They learned that good is different than nice, that opportunity is not a lengthy visitor, and slotted spoons don't hold much soup.
Hopefully they learned some other important life lessons in there, too!